AREA MAN HIRED FOR DREAM JOB AFTER EMPLOYER DISCOVERS HIS NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT CHARLIE KIRK

NEW YORK — A local man was reportedly hired for his dream job this week after his potential employer discovered several negative comments about Charlie Kirk buried deep within his social media history.

According to sources, the hiring manager immediately stopped reviewing his résumé.

“Forget the experience,” the manager said. “Have you seen what he posted about Charlie Kirk?”

The man was reportedly offered the position on the spot.

At press time, the company had reportedly canceled all future interviews after finding the perfect candidate.