ANDREW TATE ARRESTED IN MIAMI FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE (NIPPLES)

Following a months long investigation, Andrew Tate and his brother have been arrested in Miami for indecent exposure (Nipples). At the time of arrest Andrew Tate's nipples were also indecently exposed as a result of a poor wardrobe choice (slim fit silk purple shirt with top 4 buttons unbuttoned).

The arresting officer had this to say "Man nipples, what are they for even? An evolutionary aberration perhaps? The milk does not flow, they just kinda sit there and get irritated if you try to run a 5k in a cotton Tee. Oh yes on the subject of Tate, it definitely does not help his case that he bared some nips at the time of arrest. But hey I'm sure the jusge will have a field day with this one.