ALIENS DENY OBAMA'S ALLEGATIONS THAT THEY ARE REAL AS "FAKE NEWS"

In a recent interview, Tan-suit wearer and former president Barack Obama stated that Aliens are real but that they are not kept in Area 51. This ignited the rumor mill of the ufo community, prompting the followingpress release from the aliens: “It has come to our attention that our existence has once again come close to being proven beyond all reasonable doubt. We would like to take this opportunity to deny these allegations as specualtions from the fake news media. We would also like to take a moment and denounce one of our brethren, Elon Musk, who has broken a cardinal rule of aliendom, “thou shalt not beg to go to ped0 island”. He is now excommunicado. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”