"IS STEPHEN MILLER A FURRY CALLED "AWOLF HURTLER?"

“When I saw him for the first time at the FurFest, I was like “STEPHEN?? IS THAT YOU??” and he kind of you know, tried to play it off cool like he didn’t know me, but I knew it was him, even in his Awolf Hurtler Furry costume, his waddle and voice was just really hard to miss or confuse with any other government official. I also confirmed it was him later in the bathrooms when he took off his headpiece to wipe the sweat from his balding dome.” -statement from an anonymous source close to the white house

-FUX NEWS