WORLD'S LEADING SCIENTISTS WARN THAT NUCLEAR WAR MAY BE HARMFUL TO KITTENS

In a recent urgent press conference, world's leading scientists have presented their findings on the effect of nuclear radiation on kittens. "We can now conclude with absolute certainty that a nuclear war would be detrimental to the health and wellbeing of kittens. Their small furry bodies, cute little whispers, and itsy-bitsy toe beans are not biologically designed to withstand prolonged exposure to radiation or a scorching heat-wave blast generated from a detonated nuclear warhead. As such we have a responsibility to warn the world that we should do our best to refrain from nuclear war, as it would have a highly negative impact in the form of severe injury and possible death on our furry little friends." stated a chief scientist in charge of kitten-nuclear exposure research.

These news were met with mixed feedback from the internet community, with many calling to halt any world military conflicts which may result in escalation to nuclear war, which other repeating bumper sticker propaganda logic like "If you don't want to stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them" and asking why the scientists prioritized kittens over puppies in their research.

FUX NEWS by mr m0nch