PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA ANNOUNCES HE WILL CONTINUE TO ANNOUNCE NEW COUNTRIES US WILL INVADE TO HELP DISTRACT FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES

In a Wednesday morning press conference the self proclaimed president of Venezuela and dementia test-taking expert Donald J Trump, announced that he plans to further announce additional world countries to invade in a further attempt to help keep the population outraged about US military aggression and distracted from his appearance in the Epstein Files. When asked to name additional countries US is considering invading, he appeared to suffer an orgasmic seizure, followed by a mumble of something along the line of “Europe… Europe is a country right?”