Kid Rock: Alternative the Super Bowl halftime show for people who followed mr monch for cats not politics

“Do you salivate at the sight of a military BOOT? Do you like your cats DE-CLAWED? Does poignant satire that exposes the hypocricy of your heroes make your tummy ACHE? Does your yellow snek flag cause you un-ending cognitive dissonance as everyone you know is getting treaded on by the state? If you answered YES to one or more of these questions, the Kid Rock: Alternative superbowl half-time show may be for you! Switch the channel immediately at the sight of a BROWN american who claims to be a bunny to Turning Point usa webcast to witness Kid Rock and three other performers who noone ever heard of except your racist uncle! Let the LIBTARD SNOWFLAKES enjoy their UNAMERICAN American Citizen sing in SPANISH! EW! Sing along to Kid Rock hit song bragging about liking underage girls and Grift (um *grieve) along with Erika Kirk’s firework extravanganza! Make America Great AGIN!”