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UFO M0NCH EMBROIDERED HAT
UNIDENTIFIED FLYING 0BJECT


.: 100% cotton corduroy
.: Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile crown
.: Cotton twill sweatband and taping
.: 6 embroidered eyelets
.: Adjustable strap with a gold-colored metal buckle

UFO M0NCH EMBROIDERED HAT

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 1 review
$30.00Price
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    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    • Tyler RJun 28
      Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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      I have been changed (probed)

      The moment I put this beautiful corduroy hat on, I was whisked away to an unknown vehicle. To my surprise, there he was -- the m0nchster himself. He said that in order for the milk to keep flowing I had to submit myself to lactose probing by the aliens aboard the milkership. I gladly accepted this probe fiesta for the greater good. He is still here making sure the milk continues to flow. That's all I can say as I'm under NDA by the M0nchurian Galactose Force


      I have photos but they're too grapic

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      Mr. Monch•
      Jun 28

      thank you for not sharing any graphic probing photos and I'm glad you like the hat!

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