UNIDENTIFIED FLYING 0BJECT
.: 100% cotton corduroy
.: Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile crown
.: Cotton twill sweatband and taping
.: 6 embroidered eyelets
.: Adjustable strap with a gold-colored metal buckle
UFO M0NCH EMBROIDERED HAT
Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 1 review
$30.00Price
Reviews
The moment I put this beautiful corduroy hat on, I was whisked away to an unknown vehicle. To my surprise, there he was -- the m0nchster himself. He said that in order for the milk to keep flowing I had to submit myself to lactose probing by the aliens aboard the milkership. I gladly accepted this probe fiesta for the greater good. He is still here making sure the milk continues to flow. That's all I can say as I'm under NDA by the M0nchurian Galactose Force
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